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   messageicon climbing into your windows and snatchin yo people up...
←Rate | 08-30-2010 01:02 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad, If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them.
←Rate | 08-31-2010 21:28 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
←Rate | 08-31-2010 21:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I ordered a Big Mac at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
←Rate | 09-01-2010 00:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad, a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
←Rate | 09-01-2010 16:56 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The political correctness has gone mad. I can't even refer to my child as "my disabled son". Apparently the correct term is "daughter"!?!?
←Rate | 09-09-2010 01:41 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged... I would just start yelling out letters!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:15 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wouldn't you think that lego people give the perfect hand jobs!?!?!
←Rate | 09-15-2010 12:16 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies???
←Rate | 09-16-2010 16:05 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with Guitar Hero got the idea from a scantron test!
←Rate | 09-29-2010 20:46 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gonna check out The Social Network, except I'm not gonna actually watch the movie. I'm gonna just check out everybody while they are watching the movie.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 19:35 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!
←Rate | 10-07-2010 01:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 00:39 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think tom even uses myspace anymore.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 14:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car.
←Rate | 04-21-2011 23:30 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
←Rate | 06-01-2011 16:24 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd probably get a lot more done if it wasn't for me.
←Rate | 07-12-2011 15:02 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if I walked in to the wrong restroom, but it smells like fish in the men's room.
←Rate | 10-13-2011 17:26 by Geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 19:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump looks like the rich dad on Law and Order whose son accidentally strangles the hooker.
←Rate | 03-27-2017 23:00 by geez Comments (0)  



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