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   messageicon Helen Keller wrote 12 books and I just put my shirt on inside out.
←Rate | 10-18-2014 09:58 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI those little crosses along the interstate aren't for squirrel crucifixions. I was wrong.
←Rate | 10-18-2014 10:01 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "This is where the magic happens" ~Me on a first date to a magic show
←Rate | 10-19-2014 14:31 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Shows up to salsa lessons with Tostitos* Haha what the heck are you idiots doing
←Rate | 10-19-2014 14:44 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 18:30 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will cause a 12-car pileup before I let you last-minute merge.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 18:49 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex with human, ok. Sex with cow, not ok. Grabbing cow titty, ok. Grabbing Karen in accounting's titty, not ok. Apparently.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 14:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 14:15 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ariana Grande is just a fancy way to order a medium ariana.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 15:46 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol is the leading cause of me getting yelled at for being a Pterodactyl on the coffee table.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 17:51 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Finland when a baby is born you just throw a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name.
←Rate | 10-20-2014 21:10 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I squeeze a tube of 'whitening toothpaste' and it’s blue, I’m like, well this is off to a bad start.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:28 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon What time does that rioting and looting reality show start tonight?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 19:50 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just here so I won't get fined.
←Rate | 01-29-2015 13:11 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hopefully Harrison Ford replaced his divot.
←Rate | 03-07-2015 16:48 by Bobo the Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which part of this $5.99 Walmart t-shirt makes you wonder if I would like to see the wine list?
←Rate | 10-27-2016 19:08 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Meanwhile one million men got to enjoy a quiet afternoon at home without anyone nagging them.
←Rate | 01-22-2017 20:18 by Bobo The Chimp Comments (0)  



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