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   messageicon So, if Miley Cyrus and the Beebs had a baby it would make honey boo boo look like the royal baby! .. and she could hump its Teddy Bears !
←Rate | 08-27-2013 01:22 by JTOK Comments (0)  

   messageicon I liked "Hump Day" a lot more back when it was an fun excuse to have sex instead of now when its just that day of the week when pictures of Miley Cyrus getting banged by a camel fill your status feed.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 07:38 by Michael Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fu*k all of that Hump Day bullsh*t and stay the hell out of my way cause I hereby designate this Wednesday as five finger death punch day.
←Rate | 10-30-2013 18:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon i do not like green eggs&ham I do not like them woud you eat them in my trunk woud you eat them off my hump my hump my humps
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:53 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  

   messageicon With everyone off work on this first day of the New Year good reason to stay in bed and enjoy your New Years Hump Day!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 07:59 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lets Do The 2014 New Years Hump Today!
←Rate | 01-01-2014 08:03 by Lil-David Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day! Hemp. Darn auto correct.
←Rate | 07-02-2014 06:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I hump my wife to Bon Jovi
←Rate | 08-07-2014 10:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nothing ruins a Hump Day like not getting Humped!
←Rate | 03-05-2015 07:03 by Cronus Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . .
←Rate | 03-11-2015 19:45 by JAB Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic.
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "April fools fell on a Hump day" said the camel
←Rate | 04-03-2015 00:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again.
←Rate | 05-13-2015 08:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So it's Hump Day and it isn't raining or snowing, does that mean it's a Dry Hump Day?
←Rate | 02-24-2016 14:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some call it 'Hump Day.' I call it 'False Advertising.'
←Rate | 08-10-2016 06:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy TR'HUMP' Day!
←Rate | 11-09-2016 08:17 by JCW Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you're ugly when my dog has to close his eyes to hump your leg.
←Rate | 01-08-2017 20:07 by Busterboxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.
←Rate | 03-08-2017 11:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How fitting is it Hugh Hefner died on hump day
←Rate | 09-28-2017 10:23 by Jimshoe48 Comments (0)  

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