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This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...
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04-15-2012 15:15 by snotty
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Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
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09-18-2013 17:17 by snotty
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The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven.
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06-06-2012 07:35 by snotty
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I have a black belt in leather
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12-18-2012 11:38 by snotty
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If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....
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09-30-2012 17:15 by snotty
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Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards... The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.
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10-28-2012 23:31 by snotty
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I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
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08-17-2014 20:05 by snotty
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Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?
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03-27-2012 07:53 by snotty
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I'm wearing my pajamas and buying booze at 10 am on a Tuesday…Yeah,,I probably don't need a receipt
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01-18-2012 20:11 by snotty
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We all lose if CBS doesn't film the next Survivor aboard a Carnival Cruise Ship.
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03-16-2013 22:27 by snotty
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It's ok if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others.
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12-14-2012 20:13 by snotty
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It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13,, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's
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09-05-2012 08:26 by snotty
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If there's a sombrero on my doorknob it means I'm in my room eating nachos and don't want to share.
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11-12-2014 17:03 by snotty
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If I was a rat,,, I wouldn't give anyone my ass.
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10-28-2013 16:04 by snotty
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Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ...
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07-07-2012 13:40 by snotty
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Hey guys, just to let you all know I'll be closing my facebook account in three days... But in four days I'll be explaining why I didn't leave
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10-21-2012 09:00 by snotty
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Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad?,,,,, Good times........ Good times
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07-12-2013 09:28 by snotty
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It’s funny how watching your kids get older is both the best and the worst thing ever
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05-18-2013 18:55 by snotty
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I’m the world record holder for the most arguments won against a woman................................................. 1 to be exact
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02-20-2013 18:49 by snotty
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PRO TIP: Make tomorrow's colonoscopy special by eating all of this glitter!
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04-11-2015 16:04 by snotty
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