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   messageicon Women are like beer, some go down better then others..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 20:17 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hott, I just seen a bird blow on a worm before it ate it..
←Rate | 07-12-2011 08:25 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..
←Rate | 10-10-2010 15:06 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the one who screwed you all, but thanks for blaming the black guy.. George. Bush
←Rate | 11-05-2010 12:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know why they call it golf? Cause all the other four letter words were taken!!
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:15 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Obama, I could really use that "change" right now! I'm at the gas pump and could really use some extra quarters!!
←Rate | 03-08-2011 09:14 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q: What do you call a Packers fan holding a bottle of champagne after the Super Bowl? A: Waiter.
←Rate | 02-05-2011 13:18 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mmmm, plumpkins..
←Rate | 10-10-2010 20:58 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I walk light so I don't piss the ground off..
←Rate | 03-14-2011 12:56 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't today smile like a doughnut day! Happy 10-10-10 ;)
←Rate | 10-10-2010 15:19 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon You weren't the first to stake the flag son,but you walked on the moon..
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:31 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I throw my can up in the air sometimes saying AYO where out of beer YO..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 20:37 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Mother Nature, I know you've been on the rag lately, but who lit the fuse on your tampon?!?!
←Rate | 04-04-2011 14:53 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm gathering game request to throw back at you!
←Rate | 08-28-2014 10:28 by wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Believe in God like y’all believe in that Toilet paper and y’all will be Ok..🤧
←Rate | 11-21-2020 12:02 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to thank the Moms too for putting up with the Fathers all along, cause without them their wouldn't be any Dads!!
←Rate | 06-19-2011 16:36 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today January 68th or is it the 69th...
←Rate | 01-29-2020 14:56 by Wolf Comments (0)  



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