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   messageicon Filled the tank up with petrol today. Now all the fish are dead.
←Rate | 10-17-2016 11:13 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.
←Rate | 11-07-2016 22:24 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon The most used electrical appliance in the wife’s kitchen is the smoke alarm.
←Rate | 10-22-2016 11:14 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon America’s policy of shooting first and asking questions later has always been their downfall. I mean, just think how useful King Kong could have been on September the 11th.
←Rate | 10-12-2016 13:33 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:34 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is the biggest city in America ? Obesity.
←Rate | 12-03-2016 01:12 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:48 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Christmas must be near, The bin man said good morning to me.
←Rate | 10-26-2016 11:47 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was telling my wife how my New Years resolution is to try and be a happier person. “That’s lovely” she said, giving me a hug. “I’m glad you think so” I replied. “Your bag’s by the front door”.
←Rate | 12-31-2016 07:17 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample ovee others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
←Rate | 11-25-2016 09:24 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
←Rate | 02-26-2017 12:43 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Carrie Fisher was found unconscious by a relative,who tried to revive her with chest compressions. Unfortunately, the force wasn't strong enough.
←Rate | 12-28-2016 09:17 by Comments (0)  


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