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   messageicon I wish memories were like text messages so we could delete the ones we dont like & keep the special ones forever.
←Rate | 02-22-2011 19:51 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm just like everyone else: I put my straight jacket on one buckle at a time.
←Rate | 02-27-2011 17:43 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 09:23 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country...It's a whole different way of thinking.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 15:06 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 16:42 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon There's nothing more exhilarating than playing air guitar in your underwear...
←Rate | 02-15-2011 13:29 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings
←Rate | 02-03-2011 10:56 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:39 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guys, if you really want her to stop complaining about the toilet seat being up, pee with it down a few times.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 22:21 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy "Romantically Challenged" Day.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 12:48 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:33 by abbybaby34 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Drinking doesn't make me post better Facebook status updates; it just makes me not care what you think of them...
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:29 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes what is said is not what is meant and what is meant is left unsaid.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 20:32 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 12:49 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it ... Sounds about right
←Rate | 02-17-2011 15:05 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon While most people are becoming older and wiser, I'm becoming older and better at making stuff up as I go along.
←Rate | 03-02-2011 21:35 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do all the beautiful women with blond hair, dye their roots brown?
←Rate | 02-18-2011 12:07 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Charlie Sheen is Kenny Powers with more money.
←Rate | 03-01-2011 14:23 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon As kids we want to be adults who can do whatever they want and as adults we wish we were kids who can do whatever they want
←Rate | 02-28-2011 16:14 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Someone needs to uninvent the internet so we can all start getting some stuff done.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:33 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

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