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   messageicon How much face would a facebook book if a facebook could book face?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 22:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like gay marriage blame straight people. They're the ones who keep on having gay babies.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If only these walls could talk -- then I wouldn't be drinking all by myself.
←Rate | 07-02-2013 14:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing a fun drinking game. Every time somebody says "you can't drink alcohol in the office" I have to down a shot.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:51 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm looking forward to looking back on this month.
←Rate | 05-22-2013 00:40 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I died and went to Hell, it would take me at least a week to figure out I wasn't at work anymore.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:31 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev
←Rate | 10-10-2012 16:29 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?" - guy that just got a new kite for his birthday
←Rate | 09-23-2015 22:54 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ivm not leaving a will.. My final act will be leaving one more thing my family can fight about.
←Rate | 03-17-2017 01:55 by ZINC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was in a bar the other night, moving from stool to stool trying to get lucky... but there wasn't gum under any of them."
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:37 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
←Rate | 03-17-2016 12:09 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a fridge magnet and it's working great. I have 10 fridges so far.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:12 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
←Rate | 10-05-2013 01:08 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always chase joggers with my car to motivate them.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:04 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all my friends with short attention spans,
←Rate | 12-30-2011 01:58 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was just driving behind a car covered in pro life stickers and I thought "Man, that car hates abortion". Then it dawned on me that I don't know my car's political views. What if my car is a Republican? Or a racist? Maybe I don't want to know. I like my
←Rate | 10-11-2012 02:23 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon perfectly capable of lying about whether or not he likes big butts.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 16:05 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poor (adj.) When you have too much month at the end of your money
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:01 by zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman can be satisfied with 3 inches.. it doesn't matter if it's Visa or MasterCard.
←Rate | 06-10-2013 00:02 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found a new app that tells you which of your friends are family are racist, it is called facebook.
←Rate | 10-07-2015 00:32 by Zinc Comments (0)  



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