Yoda Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'Yoda': View All Messages
Page: 4 of 5

   messageicon It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "I'm sexy" ...in braille.
←Rate | 11-26-2013 01:37 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many 2 x 4's ... So few studs...
←Rate | 01-05-2013 22:40 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I laugh so hard, tears run down my leg.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 08:50 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon no amount of cash is petty
←Rate | 03-06-2013 15:48 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To drink or not to drink!? What a stupid question!
←Rate | 11-22-2013 02:10 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon to you it's a 6 pack... to me.... it's a support group
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:43 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I'm more confused than a baby in a topless bar...
←Rate | 09-29-2013 09:29 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to complain aobut how much a cup of coffee was at Starbucks... after seeing how much a "cup" is at the VIctoria Secret Fashion show, I'm getting a GREAT deal at Starbucks...
←Rate | 12-11-2013 05:01 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women who think the way to a man's heart is thru his stomach are aiming too high... jest saying
←Rate | 06-21-2013 14:23 by Yoda Comments (1)  


   messageicon theres no "half-singing" in the shower... you are either a wimp or a Rock Star....
←Rate | 03-25-2013 17:48 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the holidays, I'd rather check my facebook than face my checkbook...
←Rate | 12-09-2013 05:52 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't cry over spilled milk... it could have been beer...
←Rate | 10-05-2013 17:08 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I realized that 3.5 inches could totally satisfy me... Yep, I went shopping with my new credit card!
←Rate | 04-20-2013 06:45 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon n't it ironic when you put THE and IRS together it beomes "theirs"? hmmm
←Rate | 01-25-2013 10:38 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way... jest sayin
←Rate | 01-17-2013 17:16 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon men really don't want their minds blown...
←Rate | 02-22-2013 08:41 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine the sheer horror in kid's face when you tell the "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 11-16-2013 18:33 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol does NOT make you fat, it makes you LEAN...against tables, chairs and walls...
←Rate | 12-05-2013 04:30 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im thinking of changing my name to Reason.... Because no one ever listens to me.
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:11 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim
←Rate | 12-03-2013 07:49 by YODA Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left