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   messageicon Pictures of missing rich kids should go on the back of skimmed-milk!
←Rate | 12-23-2018 11:48 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Damn, this is going to get ugly" I thought, as my wife removed her makeup!
←Rate | 10-01-2018 16:08 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were any more hungry right now, Madonna would adopt me!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 08:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I noticed that the killer crocodile had an 80s dude on his shirt pocket!
←Rate | 01-17-2019 10:04 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!
←Rate | 10-18-2017 02:54 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone want some staples? Hold your hands out!..[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[....enough?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 19:21 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity!
←Rate | 10-09-2018 11:47 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon stairs are always up to something...
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:23 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon onions $2.98, wooden sticks $3.50, cellophane $5.00 handing out caramel covered onions for halloween priceless
←Rate | 10-31-2012 07:04 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often worry that mankind is going to start world war III solely because we enjoy trilogies
←Rate | 11-21-2012 19:06 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Breaking News] Australian strawberries found in Salisbury!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 10:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty certain I'll never be a serial killer, since I don't have a middle name!
←Rate | 09-28-2018 16:49 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 1984 a light aircraft killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach.. which is why I don't jog!!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:11 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just helping someone find the chocolates I ate yesterday!
←Rate | 02-13-2019 15:27 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went on a cycling holiday last year, and it was exhausting! If I do it again I think I'm going for a smaller caravan!
←Rate | 03-02-2019 10:00 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so adorable how badgers and foxes take little naps at the side of the road all the time!
←Rate | 04-26-2019 12:31 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 5 years there will be no such thing as a baby gender - scan? You'll have to wait until it's 10 years old for it to tell you if it's a boy or a girl!
←Rate | 09-29-2018 07:44 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!
←Rate | 02-05-2019 19:16 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know it's early..but I often forget things, so I've just written my letter to Santa, warning him not to drink the milk at Bill Cosby's place!!
←Rate | 10-10-2017 13:13 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology has improved men's sex lives over the last 20 years! The pages of Porn-tube don't get stuck together!
←Rate | 01-31-2019 14:43 by Truman Comments (0)  




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