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   messageicon If you don't need to change your shirt after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right!
←Rate | 09-22-2018 13:14 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What's the new baby's name?" "We don't know..we can't understand a word he says!"
←Rate | 09-23-2018 07:24 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon My piano playing must be improving, as my neighbours have broken all my windows so they can hear me better!!
←Rate | 09-26-2018 19:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon British PhD student Matthew Hedges has been pardoned in the United Arab Emirates! All he has to do is visit the Embassy to pick up his papers!
←Rate | 11-26-2018 12:55 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pictures of missing rich kids should go on the back of skimmed-milk!
←Rate | 12-23-2018 11:48 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Damn, this is going to get ugly" I thought, as my wife removed her makeup!
←Rate | 10-01-2018 16:08 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were any more hungry right now, Madonna would adopt me!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 08:53 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I noticed that the killer crocodile had an 80s dude on his shirt pocket!
←Rate | 01-17-2019 10:04 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope aliens don't land in the next few years, because this is a really embarrassing time for humanity!
←Rate | 10-09-2018 11:47 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone want some staples? Hold your hands out!..[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[....enough?
←Rate | 09-24-2018 19:21 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon stairs are always up to something...
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:23 by truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tried oscillating today! Not a fan!
←Rate | 03-28-2020 12:23 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!
←Rate | 04-07-2020 17:34 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angela Merkel isn't convinced about the reputations of Trump and Weinstein..she says she's never been touched up by either of them!
←Rate | 10-18-2017 02:54 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 1984 a light aircraft killed a jogger while making an emergency landing on a South Carolina beach.. which is why I don't jog!!
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:11 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!
←Rate | 02-05-2019 19:16 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just helping someone find the chocolates I ate yesterday!
←Rate | 02-13-2019 15:27 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went on a cycling holiday last year, and it was exhausting! If I do it again I think I'm going for a smaller caravan!
←Rate | 03-02-2019 10:00 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so adorable how badgers and foxes take little naps at the side of the road all the time!
←Rate | 04-26-2019 12:31 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon [Breaking News] Australian strawberries found in Salisbury!
←Rate | 09-23-2018 10:53 by Truman Comments (0)  




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