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   messageicon You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower.
←Rate | 07-30-2011 13:05 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
←Rate | 10-07-2011 14:06 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just accidentally mixed 'I cant believe its not butter' with my regluar butter...now I dont know what to believe.
←Rate | 08-15-2011 18:18 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I removed my windshield wipers and now I don't get parking tickets. Suck it meter maids!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 22:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles.
←Rate | 02-10-2012 10:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish I could commute by roller coaster.
←Rate | 07-14-2011 17:04 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear clever comeback, can you come BEFORE the argument is over. Thanks!
←Rate | 10-18-2011 09:39 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't showered today and can smell yesterday on me. But I kicked ass yesterday. So I might just ride this smell out.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 10:46 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? "Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."
←Rate | 01-24-2012 10:50 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see you're playing stupid. Looks like you're winning too.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 12:23 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today, I found out that ‘Made in China' stickers are made in Korea. Mind = BLOWN!
←Rate | 09-02-2011 10:07 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Scientists plan to clone a woolly mammoth and bring the prehistoric creature back to life. I sure don't see what could go wrong there.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 12:55 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ben Franklin started 1st Colonial Printing Press using Hemp paper. Not saying he smoked it. Lots of sober guys fly kites in Thunderstorms.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 12:37 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Mark Zuckerberg's house to move around all his furniture and see how he likes it!
←Rate | 09-22-2011 11:00 by SuthernFukr Comments (1)  


   messageicon Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those live forever.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 12:35 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people are holding a device capable of using google and they ask me stupid questions.
←Rate | 08-22-2011 16:33 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick, how do you wrap a broom?
←Rate | 12-24-2011 19:12 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know what my problem is? People telling me what my problem is.
←Rate | 09-07-2011 09:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day.
←Rate | 06-12-2012 15:28 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maintaining a Facebook page for your dog is an easy way to let all your friends know you're crazy.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 09:14 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  



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