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   messageicon I think "Don't Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills.
←Rate | 11-08-2012 18:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just paid 2 dollars in quarters to put air in my tire... This inflation is out of control.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 18:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only 10 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 16:27 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they're flying too close together?
←Rate | 03-27-2014 08:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon PRO TIP: If you post a pic of the temperature in your car on Facebook the University of Phoenix will email you a Meteorology degree.
←Rate | 03-25-2015 13:08 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tuesday on 'Ancient Hoarders' - A concerned Jerusalem couple fights to save their son Noah from his spiraling animal collection.
←Rate | 11-11-2012 14:41 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer...
←Rate | 04-15-2012 15:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you put root beer in a square cup, do you get beer?......................... (you smart people grinned didn't you.)
←Rate | 07-15-2013 16:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone.
←Rate | 04-11-2012 12:41 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paris Hilton says that bees frighten her. I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.
←Rate | 09-18-2013 17:17 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon I have a black belt in leather
←Rate | 12-18-2012 11:38 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love something,, let it go..... That's EXACTLY what I've done with my body....
←Rate | 09-30-2012 17:15 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards... The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 23:31 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I sent that "Ancestry " site some information on my family tree. They sent me back a packet of seeds and suggested that I just start over
←Rate | 08-17-2014 20:05 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 07:35 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm wearing my pajamas and buying booze at 10 am on a Tuesday…Yeah,,I probably don't need a receipt
←Rate | 01-18-2012 20:11 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think of a number 1 through 10. Double it, Subtract 1, add 20, multiply it by 5, add 2, divide by 2, close your eyes, dark, isn't it?
←Rate | 03-27-2012 07:53 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's ok if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 20:13 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is unfair that girls mature faster than boys. Girls get their boobs at 13,, and men get their boobs when they're in their 40's
←Rate | 09-05-2012 08:26 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all lose if CBS doesn't film the next Survivor aboard a Carnival Cruise Ship.
←Rate | 03-16-2013 22:27 by snotty Comments (0)  




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