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   messageicon 2 year old: Mommy, what is a loser?? Me: Well sweetie, you know your dad? 2 year old: No. Me: There ya go.
←Rate | 07-10-2014 02:17 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get it Chris Christie. Last time I puked on the carpet I blamed my cats.
←Rate | 01-09-2014 11:22 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm writing this status from inside his trunk.
←Rate | 01-11-2014 01:07 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't use turn signals when I drive because a lady never tells.
←Rate | 01-23-2014 12:10 by Karen Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: Do these jeans make me look fat? Cop: You're free to go.
←Rate | 09-22-2014 15:07 by KAREN Comments (1)  



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