Funny Status Message #153114

X says Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: Do these jeans make me look fat? Cop: You're free to go.
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# 13662 Tip 4 Ladies: Please stop asking us questions like, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" Because the answer will be NO. It's NOT the jeans making you look fat. It's all the meat UNDER the jeans that's making you look fat
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←Rate | 09-22-2014 15:07 by KAREN

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Wednesday September 24, 2014 @ 02:49 PM

This isn't funny because of how true it it

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