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Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
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10-08-2013 12:28 by
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The only footsteps I would follow are those of a landmine deactivation technician...
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02-04-2013 11:02 by
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If your status update has been edited, there is a 95% chance I will browse through your mistakes before I read the actual update...
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05-14-2014 10:09 by
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"Hi I'm Kayne West! I survive on your attention. Give me your attention. Hey where you going...I need you attention..."
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02-09-2015 14:31 by
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Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
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03-20-2013 10:55 by
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Ya know, "American Pie" ruined it for any kid who really did have an amazing story about band camp.
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05-21-2013 15:57 by
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Sorry sir...but your wife didn't make it.. ) : Was it*sniff*...lack of prayers on facebook? D : Yes sir...i'm afraid it was... ( ._.)
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04-24-2013 15:40 by
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I will do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn't one of them...
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02-11-2015 10:43 by
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Putting Vodka in my juice because it's Russia somewhere...
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03-01-2013 08:13 by
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?.......................Dr Dre.
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03-07-2013 13:47 by
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I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces....
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04-08-2013 12:35 by
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I think Miley's tongue is trying to escape...
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09-27-2013 08:13 by
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So you think you can fly a plane would be a fun show to watch...
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12-11-2012 08:43 by
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After putting up xmas lights last night I'm wondering why no one hasn't opened up a business that untangles xmas lights...
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12-14-2012 11:44 by
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Mitt Romney's campaign slogan, 'Keep America American,' the same as a phrase used by the KKK? Interesting...
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People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...
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04-15-2013 20:04 by
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I just saved a bunch of money on my sons college education by introducing him to weed...
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04-25-2013 12:07 by
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Why do you Americans have to involve race in everything? Leave it to the media to put ideas into your minds. The country/world will never know peace until we start referring to each other as human beings. One Love...
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Heard Dominos is coming out with a pizza in honour of Tom Brady...one half of its covered and its called the "incomplete"...
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01-20-2014 12:59 by
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My wife and I didn't know the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! We've been totally misusing them this whole time!
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