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   messageicon Mistakes married men make: 1. Doing things. 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things. 4. Not thinking about doing things.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 12:28 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only footsteps I would follow are those of a landmine deactivation technician...
←Rate | 02-04-2013 11:02 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your status update has been edited, there is a 95% chance I will browse through your mistakes before I read the actual update...
←Rate | 05-14-2014 10:09 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hi I'm Kayne West! I survive on your attention. Give me your attention. Hey where you going...I need you attention..."
←Rate | 02-09-2015 14:31 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
←Rate | 03-20-2013 10:55 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ya know, "American Pie" ruined it for any kid who really did have an amazing story about band camp.
←Rate | 05-21-2013 15:57 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry sir...but your wife didn't make it.. ) : Was it*sniff*...lack of prayers on facebook? D : Yes sir...i'm afraid it was... ( ._.)
←Rate | 04-24-2013 15:40 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will do a lot of things but admitting I'm cold to my wife who told me to bring a warmer jacket isn't one of them...
←Rate | 02-11-2015 10:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting Vodka in my juice because it's Russia somewhere...
←Rate | 03-01-2013 08:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's brown and rhymes with snoop?.......................Dr Dre.
←Rate | 03-07-2013 13:47 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces....
←Rate | 04-08-2013 12:35 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Miley's tongue is trying to escape...
←Rate | 09-27-2013 08:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon So you think you can fly a plane would be a fun show to watch...
←Rate | 12-11-2012 08:43 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon After putting up xmas lights last night I'm wondering why no one hasn't opened up a business that untangles xmas lights...
←Rate | 12-14-2012 11:44 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mitt Romney's campaign slogan, 'Keep America American,' the same as a phrase used by the KKK? Interesting...
←Rate | 11-07-2012 12:46 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon People in Vimy Ridge would say otherwise about the resolve and bravery of Canadians...
←Rate | 04-15-2013 20:04 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saved a bunch of money on my sons college education by introducing him to weed...
←Rate | 04-25-2013 12:07 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do you Americans have to involve race in everything? Leave it to the media to put ideas into your minds. The country/world will never know peace until we start referring to each other as human beings. One Love...
←Rate | 12-08-2014 14:50 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon Heard Dominos is coming out with a pizza in honour of Tom Brady...one half of its covered and its called the "incomplete"...
←Rate | 01-20-2014 12:59 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife and I didn't know the handles on the mattress are to MOVE it!! We've been totally misusing them this whole time!
←Rate | 05-12-2014 15:25 by JEBI Comments (0)  



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