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   messageicon excited about Fat Tuesday! Not so excited about Headachey Wednesday though.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 18:17 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have so many "get into heaven points" from so many people "praying for me" to "save my soul" that I can safely cause hell on earth.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 18:20 by Hot Tea Comments (3)  


   messageicon as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE), "Radioactive UnWORK Medicine"(RUM), "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA). Please re-post to raise awareness."
←Rate | 09-21-2011 21:53 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not surprisingly, slow-cooked Leprechauns taste just like corned beef!
←Rate | 03-17-2010 16:06 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon The combination of wet-phlegm laryngitis and requesting Mucinex D from the pharmacist produced comedic results that cannot be cleanly reproduced on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-16-2010 19:57 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon How is it my cat is only one foot tall but his azz is always at eye level?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 23:10 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon A box of poptarts to any one that can find my underwear.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 00:37 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon one question: Exactly how long are your parents going to hide your acceptance letter from Hogwarts?
←Rate | 09-20-2011 22:45 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please note that I have obtained Mad Swagger.
←Rate | 11-27-2011 15:03 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so hot out... the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
←Rate | 08-26-2011 11:46 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny to me when people say all blondes are dumb because not all guys are blondes!?!?!
←Rate | 01-05-2011 21:58 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon the definition of Door: What my dog is perpetually on the wrong side of!
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:53 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon pulled over by the cops and they asked me if I had been drinking. I asked, "Why, is there a fat girl in the back?" He said, "Nope, there's two." I said, "Well, I guess I have!"
←Rate | 11-21-2011 11:55 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon an angel. When someone breaks my wings, I simply continue to fly...on a broomstick. I am flexible.
←Rate | 02-12-2010 13:58 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon suffers occasional delusions of adequacy.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 00:51 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy first Sunday following the full moon that occurs on or following the Vernal Equinox!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:25 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking of practicing random acts. Curb your excitement and hold your applause, I never said they were going to be "of kindness"...just random.
←Rate | 01-26-2011 21:17 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon My boyfriend doesn't like bacon. I like him a lot, but I don't know how much longer we're going to last.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 12:23 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I'll ever be mature enough to use a stud finder without first pointing it at every guy on the job and saying, “This thing is broken!!!” (for us females!!! :)
←Rate | 03-23-2011 06:44 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am doing a hook rug of Bart Simpson. I REFUSE to use black and yellow. (Pittsburgh SUCKS!) Instead I am using Brown and Orange. (Die hard BROWNS fan!) Bart is ending up looking like Snookie.
←Rate | 01-25-2011 19:59 by Hot Tea Comments (0)  



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