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   messageicon What do yot get when you slip in water?............ A waterfall.
←Rate | 10-10-2018 22:55 by Haha Comments (4)  


   messageicon Before I was born, I was given a choice between a big di*k, or a good memory. I don't remember what one I chose.
←Rate | 10-04-2018 14:29 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon With all the Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas iteam for sale at the sametime in the stores they should call it Hallogivemas sale.
←Rate | 10-30-2018 00:33 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you fart and it doesn't stink, should you be concern?
←Rate | 08-18-2018 19:17 by Haha Comments (2)  


   messageicon ... Not all fairy tales start with "Once upon a time." Some start with "If I am elected president."
←Rate | 10-05-2018 19:42 by Haha Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm trying to get my MIL to go ice fishing before the ice get too thick.
←Rate | 10-09-2018 02:40 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon A weasel walks in a bar. Bartender says what ya have? Pop goes the weasel.
←Rate | 08-11-2018 13:46 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon After Monday and Tuesday, even the caledar says WTF.
←Rate | 09-04-2018 00:43 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you fill up a room with people without putting a single person in it? .......
←Rate | 09-20-2018 17:33 by Haha Comments (1)  


   messageicon .. HIJKLMNO is the chemical formula for water, right? ...... H to O
←Rate | 10-05-2018 20:29 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't get the president's alert test tex, but I did get a tex, two big macs, fish filet, large fry, large diet coke.
←Rate | 10-07-2018 17:16 by Haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does it say for Climate when the NHL ice hockey playoffs are played during the Summer between one team in Florida and the other in the dessert?
←Rate | 06-11-2023 05:22 by Haha Comments (0)  



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