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   messageicon Even though my house has an alarm, I still like to set booby traps...just in case.
←Rate | 05-27-2011 13:16 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Possible post if Facebook was around in 1983: DANGIT...street lights are on. Guess who's getting beat with a belt when he gets home :'(
←Rate | 06-04-2014 17:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you find out your guest has no toilet paper from the other side of the door, you have FAILED as a host.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 21:17 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 01:15 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Cowboys. The John Wayne ones, not the loosing ones.
←Rate | 01-14-2012 21:00 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
←Rate | 11-20-2013 20:31 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "That Wonka is a liar!", exclaimed by my six year old son when he realized his Everlasting Gobstopper was getting smaller and changing color.
←Rate | 10-30-2010 00:43 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kind of surprised the half time show wasn't performed by the Kottonmouth Kings.
←Rate | 02-02-2014 18:21 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the people on my friends list who have hidden me from their wall, and are unable to see this post.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 14:00 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you hate when you're driving and smell oil or a hot radiator and then automatically assume it's "your" car.
←Rate | 09-21-2011 14:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is worse than the day my brothers broke my nose with their stupid football. RIP Davy- Marsha B
←Rate | 02-29-2012 20:11 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
←Rate | 10-10-2010 23:32 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finally with today's paycheck, I've saved up enough cash to get the "gold" package on my '93 Sentra.
←Rate | 12-09-2011 15:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing says "SEXY" like your woman holding two fishing poles and a tackle box saying "Let's go!".
←Rate | 06-20-2012 11:49 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Admits he chooses a Presidedntial Canidate on the basis that they resemble someone on the cast of Saturday Nite Live.
←Rate | 05-16-2011 01:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. To my seamonkey Oscar~10-20-84 to 10-26-84. You are missed!
←Rate | 10-26-2010 20:11 by goodeolboy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Strange how people will judge stories like Tony Stewart, but try their damnedest to get out of jury duty...interesting.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 13:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon After reflecting back on the movie Young Guns, I would say Charlie Sheen finally made it to the "spirit world"
←Rate | 03-01-2011 15:07 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many men does it take to open a beer? None...it should be open when she brings it to ya.
←Rate | 01-11-2011 19:54 by Goodeolboy Comments (4)  


   messageicon You can tell a lot about a person by how many times they hit re-fresh...
←Rate | 04-29-2011 20:06 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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