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X says Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
X says No one can do everything, BUT everyone can do something!!!
X says Stand up for what is right, even if you're standing alone.
X says Reminding you to never argue with someone who is not on your level of intelligence. Hand them a box of crayons and walk away knowing that you are smarter.
X says BREAKING NEWS: This just in from the newsdesk.....Most women are comlplicated.
X Why can't Horatio Caine figure out Dexter Morgan is a serial killer?
X is Just got my confirmation! I'm on the guest list for Charlie Sheen's Brews, Blow & Hoe's party.
X says BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.
X says Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
X says When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
X says My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
X says Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.
X says If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, "keep away from children."
X says One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
X says No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
X says Somewhere out there, someone's grandma's recipe for dill bread reads ".. allow dill dough to rise".
X says BEER!!!! now cheaper than gas...DRINK......DON'T DRIVE!!!!!
X says LOVE ~ It's a special kind of stupid.....
X says I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes”
X says Happy Wife = Happy Life