BEGO Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'BEGO': View All Messages
Page: 4 of 139

   messageicon Why the f$ck are you driving under the speed limit when you were in such a hurry to pull out in front of me?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deja Vu: When God thinks something is so funny he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it's your fault.”
←Rate | 08-31-2011 15:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come the week always lasts longer than the money you have?
←Rate | 06-19-2011 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When advertising your business on the side of your car it’s a good idea not to drive like a complete as&hole
←Rate | 03-01-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yup, My girlfriend went out for drinks with the girls from her work... Can't wait for her to get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
←Rate | 03-29-2013 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like "I got nothing, man."
←Rate | 01-11-2013 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If girlfriend has no texts in their phone history, you are totally being cheated on.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a talent for only attracting people I have no interest in dating.
←Rate | 04-14-2012 23:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home
←Rate | 04-19-2012 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon While Facebooking, cars in front of you may be closer than expected.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like when someone in a heated argument turns to me and says "You agree with me right?" What they are really asking is "Am I going to have to yell at you like this dumbass over here?"
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, the good old days before Facebook, when you didn't care whether anyone "liked" you or not.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you’ve already broke one of your New Year’s Resolutions.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's too many people out here who have the balls to state their opinion. But not enough balls to be that person who makes ish happen.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  



[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left