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   messageicon There is a big difference between "friend" and "facebook friend"
←Rate | 04-17-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
←Rate | 01-19-2012 17:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t try to rush me while waiting behind me at a Redbox, I will read what every movie is about…twice
←Rate | 01-08-2013 21:02 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒Single ❒Taken ✔ Unable to find love because my standards have been set unrealistically high after mentally dating a celebrity.
←Rate | 08-30-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends
←Rate | 03-09-2011 11:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murd.r for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon First, love yourself. Everyone else, get in line.
←Rate | 08-07-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who else backspaces their whole password, even if only one letter is wrong?
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why the f$ck are you driving under the speed limit when you were in such a hurry to pull out in front of me?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow
←Rate | 04-05-2014 21:47 by BEGO Comments (1)  




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