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How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murd.r for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
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04-17-2011 23:08 by
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Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge
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03-02-2012 21:26 by
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When I was little, I used to watch the raindrops roll down the window and see which one "won"
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06-20-2011 22:04 by
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No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
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01-26-2012 21:45 by
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Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
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02-20-2012 21:22 by
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Why the f$ck are you driving under the speed limit when you were in such a hurry to pull out in front of me?
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09-18-2012 20:45 by
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Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls All damn Day.
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02-20-2012 21:25 by
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Sea levels aren't rising due to global warming. They are rising due to the increase in obesity. The continents are actually sinking…
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04-19-2012 21:07 by
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When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night will never be spoken of.
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10-10-2012 22:17 by
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I don’t have instagram, so I thought you guys should know I had Starbucks this morning. The cup was super cool looking. I also saw a rainbow
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04-05-2014 21:47 by
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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12-20-2011 20:22 by
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Saying “I forgive you” is the kindest way to tell someone: “I still think it's your fault.”
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08-31-2011 15:11 by
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How come the week always lasts longer than the money you have?
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06-19-2011 21:09 by
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When advertising your business on the side of your car it’s a good idea not to drive like a complete as&hole
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03-01-2013 21:18 by
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Yup, My girlfriend went out for drinks with the girls from her work... Can't wait for her to get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
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03-29-2013 21:28 by
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Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!
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08-06-2012 22:37 by
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Just bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
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11-22-2012 21:33 by
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like "I got nothing, man."
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01-11-2013 21:25 by
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If girlfriend has no texts in their phone history, you are totally being cheated on.
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02-21-2012 22:05 by
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I hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own home
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04-19-2012 20:58 by
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