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If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes..
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04-06-2014 22:26 by BEGO
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Technologically, I'm at that dangerous age. I'm old enough to mess everything up, and not young enough to fix it.
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05-27-2012 22:25 by BEGO
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The longer I sit in a drive-thru, the more pennies I pay with.
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05-17-2012 21:16 by BEGO
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Just because no one liked your "funny" status the first time you posted doesn't mean you should post it 6 more times.
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06-11-2011 22:34 by BEGO
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Turn on radio*: "shine bright like a-" *Turns off radio
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12-29-2012 21:25 by BEGO
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If you’re in a relationship for sex it’s like buying an airplane for the peanuts.
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04-26-2013 21:30 by BEGO
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Being single doesn't mean you know nothing about love. Sometimes, its wiser to be alone than with the wrong damn person.
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07-25-2011 23:04 by BEGO
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You don't even know how many public pools you can get into for free with a bunch of sunblock on your nose and a whistle.
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06-27-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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BEST PICK UP LINE: I wasn't looking at your boobs, I was staring into your heart...no, I lied , your boobs are awesome.
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03-21-2012 21:20 by BEGO
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Whoever put "good" and "morning" together deserves a good slap in the face.
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09-19-2012 21:24 by BEGO
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There’s been over 30 billion messages posted on Facebook, and yet most of us have never even talked to our neighbors.
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02-10-2013 22:29 by BEGO
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Best part of Halloween is the day after…clearance candy in the stores and drunken slutty pictures on Facebook.
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10-31-2011 20:39 by BEGO
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If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
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07-01-2012 22:18 by BEGO
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It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship.
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07-06-2012 21:22 by BEGO
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5 words that scare the hell out of me in horror movies, "Based on a true story."
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03-25-2012 22:03 by BEGO
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
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05-03-2011 21:16 by BEGO
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you can't text me back?
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09-19-2011 21:04 by BEGO
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I'm already sorry for what I'm going to do this weekend.
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03-01-2013 21:17 by BEGO
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I am actually quite pleasant until I'm awake.
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07-29-2011 23:38 by BEGO
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■Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault.
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10-19-2012 21:34 by BEGO
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