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   messageicon Some relatives are like seeing Santa; you only care to see them once a year.
←Rate | 12-23-2010 14:23 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earlier today I got a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.I told them to kiss my a$$. Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving..lol
←Rate | 12-07-2010 04:23 by Sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon Reasons why Alcohol should be served at work...its an incentive to show up
←Rate | 11-28-2010 08:31 by Sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon I often view the Thanksgiving table as a roulette table, something about potato salad and macaroni salad made by people that don't like me makes me think I would be safer in Vegas betting the house and car
←Rate | 11-24-2010 08:08 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear makers of Cialis, when I reach middle age and find myslef needing your product, contrary to the advice you offer about calling a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, I can assure you that I will be calling a film crew instead
←Rate | 11-11-2010 11:30 by SEAN Comments (2)  


   messageicon Words to live by: If your outflow is greater than your income, then your up-keeps guna be your downfall
←Rate | 10-19-2010 15:12 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear washing machine, I am all for fighting breast cancer, in-fact I have offered to be a buddy for the buddy check, but turning my socks pink… Come on!
←Rate | 10-18-2010 08:11 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon my 2nd wind seems to be fanning the fire of the candle I am burning at both ends
←Rate | 10-18-2010 08:05 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Don't buy condoms at BP gas stations. They may burst and result in a leak..."
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:06 by sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't buy condoms at BP gas stations, they may burst and result in a leak...
←Rate | 07-04-2010 23:39 by sean Comments (0)  




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