bego Funny Status Messages
Search results for status messages containing 'bego': View All Messages
Page: 37 of 138
I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them
←Rate |
04-12-2011 22:28 by BEGO
Comments (0)
I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name
←Rate |
08-31-2015 22:07 by BEGO
Comments (0)
I can party much longer than my cell phone battery.
←Rate |
02-07-2014 21:29 by BEGO
Comments (0)
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.
←Rate |
11-10-2012 21:51 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
←Rate |
06-18-2012 22:24 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Hey Facebook, I really don't care that somebody commented on a post that I commented on seven days ago.
←Rate |
07-06-2012 21:21 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Some people might as well post ‘Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.
←Rate |
12-07-2011 20:22 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Nothing like sitting back and watching the people who stabbed you in the back fall apart.
←Rate |
12-29-2011 19:15 by BEGO
Comments (0)
The closest friends are the ones that know too much.
←Rate |
03-23-2012 21:13 by BEGO
Comments (0)
I have a lot of friends practicing law without a degree. They all want to judge me.
←Rate |
09-28-2011 22:20 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
←Rate |
04-05-2013 20:57 by BEGO
Comments (0)
If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people work out and absorb the benefits for myself.
←Rate |
12-23-2015 23:45 by BEGO
Comments (0)
How are you feeling today? Like a tampon. In a good place... At the wrong time.
←Rate |
06-18-2012 22:17 by BEGO
Comments (0)
Alcohol makes me worse at everything except telling secrets.
←Rate |
07-01-2012 22:33 by BEGO
Comments (0)
i don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese
←Rate |
04-26-2013 21:22 by BEGO
Comments (0)
That moment when you are so drunk that you swerve to miss a tree but then you realize its just an air freshener hanging in your car.
←Rate |
04-08-2012 21:36 by BEGO
Comments (0)
"Please don't put a million dumb photos of me on your Facebook... it just annoys your friends" - Every baby
←Rate |
04-27-2013 23:15 by BEGO
Comments (0)
People dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just hold their phone over the plate, snap a picture, & then upload it to instagram .
←Rate |
05-03-2013 21:26 by BEGO
Comments (0)
I guess it's "No Pull Out" season. Almost every chick on Facebook is pregnant.
←Rate |
05-03-2013 21:13 by BEGO
Comments (0)
If the government fails to raise the debt ceiling and stops paying their bills, I will stop paying mine, fair is fair
←Rate |
07-31-2011 22:19 by BEGO
Comments (0)
[Search Results] [View All Messages]