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   messageicon It's time for America to stop coddling idiots and ignorant people. Trump for President is the logical conclusion of the cuts in education that Republicans have been pushing for decades.
←Rate | 05-08-2016 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sure Trump may not be the best looking President, but we will have the hottest first lady ever
←Rate | 05-08-2016 12:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bernie vs Trump way better than Hillary vs Trump. Help people see that without insulting them tho lol
←Rate | 05-06-2016 01:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy May the 5th is what we will be saying once Trump is elected
←Rate | 05-05-2016 14:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you take Trump seriously, I assumed you weren't hugged enough as a child. Probably not getting enough sex as an adult either.
←Rate | 05-01-2016 15:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *This summer at the GOP convention,, Scooby and the gang suddenly rush the stage. They wrestle Trump to the ground, struggling to remove his face.
←Rate | 04-26-2016 18:28 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-17-2016 21:15 Comments (5)  

   messageicon I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.
←Rate | 04-14-2016 10:34 by lkl627 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.
←Rate | 04-13-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought America had a lot of dumb people supporting Trump but it turns out there is way more stupid people supporting Bernie Sanders
←Rate | 04-08-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is totally that Chucky doll all grown up and running for President. Here's Chucky, Here's Trumpy!!!
←Rate | 04-08-2016 06:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff like fellow Trump supporters do. But, I like it that way.
←Rate | 04-03-2016 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"
←Rate | 04-02-2016 11:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon My only hope for April Fool's Day is that Trump announces this has all been a monumental prank.
←Rate | 03-31-2016 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump becomes President, maybe theres a chance I can use my Trump University degree to finally get a job.
←Rate | 03-30-2016 02:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 18:46 Comments (0)  

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