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   messageicon I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.
←Rate | 04-14-2016 10:34 by lkl627 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else at the Trump rally.
←Rate | 04-13-2016 06:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Perfect High School Prom Theme For 2016: An Enchanted Night at a Trump Rally.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My goal in 2016 is to show my fellow Trump supporters who aren't single how awesome being single is.
←Rate | 04-10-2016 16:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think Donald Trump is Sacha Baron Cohen's best character so far.
←Rate | 04-09-2016 11:03 by Snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought America had a lot of dumb people supporting Trump but it turns out there is way more stupid people supporting Bernie Sanders
←Rate | 04-08-2016 19:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is totally that Chucky doll all grown up and running for President. Here's Chucky, Here's Trumpy!!!
←Rate | 04-08-2016 06:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am who I am. I'm weird, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip, I scream about random and stupid stuff like fellow Trump supporters do. But, I like it that way.
←Rate | 04-03-2016 15:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I want to see Trump win just so I can hear him say "Barack Obama, you're fired!"
←Rate | 04-02-2016 11:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon How great will it be when Trump steps up to the podium after accepting the Republican nomination and says "Live from New York, it's Saturday night"....
←Rate | 04-02-2016 08:35 by Uncle Bubba Comments (0)  

   messageicon My only hope for April Fool's Day is that Trump announces this has all been a monumental prank.
←Rate | 03-31-2016 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump becomes President, maybe theres a chance I can use my Trump University degree to finally get a job.
←Rate | 03-30-2016 02:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Seeing the media give most of their coverage to Trump and barely any to Bernie must be what watching the news in North Korea is like.
←Rate | 03-27-2016 18:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am wondering what type of Easter eggs they are eating this weekend at Trump rallies....
←Rate | 03-27-2016 03:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Young Trump supporters are the kids who sell a gram or oregano to you for $25.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 16:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump says he "will spill the beans " on Cruz's wife, I always wondered what beans Heidi eats??
←Rate | 03-24-2016 03:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the wind in New York blows Donald Trump's toupee towards Vermont because Bernie Sanders sucks
←Rate | 03-22-2016 20:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kanye West is bankrupt and wants to run for President in 2020, he'll a better candidate than Trump is with four bankruptcies.
←Rate | 03-20-2016 05:37 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to "put down."
←Rate | 03-19-2016 16:29 Comments (1)  

   messageicon that a Trump rally? I thought it was the casting for "The Walking Dead"...
←Rate | 03-19-2016 11:03 by antiracists Comments (0)  

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