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That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person.
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04-04-2012 20:22 by BEGO
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If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
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10-24-2011 21:21 by BEGO
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Sometimes, I throw clean clothes in the hamper because I'm too lazy to fold them.
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12-12-2011 22:22 by BEGO
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Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I'm about to be murdered.
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04-12-2013 21:19 by BEGO
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It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.
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07-13-2012 21:09 by BEGO
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When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.
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05-07-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Money means nothing to me. If you don't believe me, ask me for money. You'll get nothing.
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12-16-2011 21:38 by BEGO
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Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
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07-31-2011 22:07 by BEGO
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Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
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05-20-2011 23:06 by BEGO
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I met a cute girl in the tampon section, so I asked her if I could take her out in 5 to 7 days.
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05-29-2012 21:45 by BEGO
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Text this to someone: I just love making you check your phone for no reason, who's my bi$ch? You are.
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05-05-2012 22:43 by BEGO
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Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
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12-21-2012 21:08 by BEGO
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Why yes, I will be getting drunk tonight! Thanks for asking!
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04-26-2013 21:12 by BEGO
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The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 2. EX
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12-02-2011 21:33 by BEGO
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I'm pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people's fights.
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12-29-2011 21:32 by BEGO
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Some damn people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
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11-19-2011 22:47 by BEGO
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Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.
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06-07-2012 21:55 by BEGO
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She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "To bad Ugly begins with U"
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05-19-2012 22:55 by BEGO
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Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction
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08-11-2010 22:20 by BEGO
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I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
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07-19-2011 15:55 by BEGO
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