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   messageicon That annoying moment when you're waiting for a text & you get one but it's from the wrong person.
←Rate | 04-04-2012 20:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.
←Rate | 10-24-2011 21:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, I throw clean clothes in the hamper because I'm too lazy to fold them.
←Rate | 12-12-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if my dog is barking for no reason or I'm about to be murdered.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I have money, I have nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money means nothing to me. If you don't believe me, ask me for money. You'll get nothing.
←Rate | 12-16-2011 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.
←Rate | 07-31-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I met a cute girl in the tampon section, so I asked her if I could take her out in 5 to 7 days.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Text this to someone: I just love making you check your phone for no reason, who's my bi$ch? You are.
←Rate | 05-05-2012 22:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures.
←Rate | 12-21-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why yes, I will be getting drunk tonight! Thanks for asking!
←Rate | 04-26-2013 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The three phases of love: 1. XOXO 2. XXX 2. EX
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm pretty sure the best thing about Facebook is the ability to read other people's fights.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some damn people would not be born if alcohol was never invented.
←Rate | 11-19-2011 22:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw it, I'm starting Friday now.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon She said "Every Kiss begins with K", I said "To bad Ugly begins with U"
←Rate | 05-19-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the ultimate weapon of couples' distraction and relationships' destruction
←Rate | 08-11-2010 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked what I would give the woman who has everything? Well…my phone number for a start.
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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