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"Please make me happy" I whisper to my prescription.
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09-25-2015 12:54 by
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Error 404: Hugo Chavez Not Found
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03-12-2013 13:40 by
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I found the vodka… it was hiding in the orange juice!
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02-17-2012 12:42 by
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Dear Liver: This month is gonna be tough. hang in there and stay strong buddy.
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12-02-2015 13:59 by
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My timeline hates your drama.
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11-18-2012 11:51 by
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What doesn't kill you is probably a poison made in China.
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08-26-2012 12:36 by
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Do they have dressing rooms for you to try on a smart car before you buy it?
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01-19-2013 12:50 by
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Dude, she just called you a Mexican... Oh hell no, hold my taco.
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03-10-2012 12:46 by
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If ladies were labeled heroes instead of sluts for sleeping around too much, us guys would be having a lot more sex. Someone screwed up here.
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09-27-2012 10:10 by
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"What's the point of winning all these golden covered Grammys if there isn't chocolate in the middle?" - Adele
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02-21-2012 12:18 by
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Officer, I promise this weed is prescription, it's for my pathological lying!!
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12-22-2011 06:48 by
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Relationships are like @nal s ex, it looks so much easier in the movies.
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01-17-2013 05:02 by
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Makes animal noises whenever someone approaches
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03-28-2013 01:39 by
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You knew how I chew when you agreed to marry me.
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08-31-2015 01:58 by
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Netflix and panic attack?
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02-01-2016 11:31 by
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My emotional status hinges on how long I have to wait to eat again.
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02-08-2015 10:42 by
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Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.
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11-18-2015 13:34 by
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the Republican Presidential race sounds as substantial as Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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03-23-2016 00:26 by
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"You've changed" No actually I think the proper term is, "I've stopped trying to please you."
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03-17-2012 12:38 by
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No human society exists without booze or religion. That's why we drink religiously.
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04-14-2012 13:28 by
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