Funny Status Messages for Facebook

X says says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!"

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X is just plain lucky *

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X picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

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X is was denied adoption of a baby boy from Malawi =(

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X is on the limits of not going so well

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X is trying to convince the parents she is a responsible adult. So far it isn't an easy ride.

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X is in another castle:(sorry mario.)

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X will be giving a live performance today...shower curtain goes up at 5 exactly so be there.

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X is not actually a Jedi and apoligies for scarying the children.

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X says Never Ever Ever Play leap Frog with A Unicorn

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X is available in HD.....highly demented!!!!!

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X has Gone on a vacation with Satan

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X is not on speaking terms with his liver

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X asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"

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X wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!

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X can't help but notice that fettucini alfredo is just fancy adult speak for macaroni and cheese.

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X n. 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.

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X is secretly Ron Burgundy

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X is thinks it's pretty stupid that he can't remove his name from the status box here. I mean what kind of guy speaks of himself in third-person anyway? For real...

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