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   messageicon Ronald McDonald has to retire because he is making kids fat? Really? So kids are driving themselves to McDonald's now?
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Insanity is doing the same thing over & over again & expecting different results. In other words, I just logged into Facebook.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't leave voicemails because I know they aren't listened to. Yet, if someone calls me and doesn't leave one, my first thought is that it wasn't important enough for me to call them back.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm only a morning person on December 25th
←Rate | 12-02-2012 21:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adele is pregnant. Can't wait for her next album where she writes 17 angry tracks about diaper changing and crying babies
←Rate | 10-03-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's amazing how everyone is suddenly a political genius one month every 4 years
←Rate | 10-21-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase douchebags, and then complain about it
←Rate | 07-17-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you're feeling down, remember, you're the sperm that won.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Facebook ever shut down, you'd see people aimlessly walking round streets, scribbling on walls, poking each other, searching for their friends, thumbs-upping and commenting at everything they see and tagging one another.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said "I MISS ATLANTA" so I smashed their window and stole their radio.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with “lol” should be damn shot.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it a monkey? A pencil?
←Rate | 11-15-2013 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my shattered iPhone screen, I had a pretty awesome weekend.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some kids think they are so smart when they get behind a computer... Bi$ch, I have email accounts older than you.
←Rate | 05-07-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, with no shave November, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 this month, I'm predicting teen pregnancy will be at an all time low
←Rate | 11-10-2012 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
←Rate | 05-13-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with..I shouldn't be telling you this..
←Rate | 05-26-2013 23:51 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not single. I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife thinks I’m at work. My boss thinks I’m home sick. These ducks think I’m awesome because I have the bread.
←Rate | 01-18-2013 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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