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   messageicon Don't stand too close to the heater honey, plastic melts
←Rate | 11-11-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat. 
←Rate | 03-21-2012 21:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents
←Rate | 01-01-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Regreting is only a waste of time. if something happened,accept that it happened and there is nothing that can be done to change it.just be happy that it is not yet the end of the world.
←Rate | 05-31-2010 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes people who joke around the most have the least to laugh about.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:25 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know if my stomach is growling cuz I'm hungry or if that's my liver crying cuz it's the weekend.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies If it takes you more than a hour to get ready, then you aren't as cute as you think you are
←Rate | 08-16-2013 22:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hand Sanitizer... the best way to find invisible cuts for over 10 years now!
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes… it's the fat one's.
←Rate | 05-05-2011 11:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
←Rate | 07-19-2011 15:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you know Asians robbed your house? Your cat's gone, your homework's done, and they're still backing out of the driveway.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is like school. There's the cool kids, the intellectual rebels, and there's always a rumor going on.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey girl with 40,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the f$ck up.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alcohol doesn't cause Hangovers...Waking up does...
←Rate | 05-19-2012 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather watch highlights from a WNBA game than listen to ESPN talk about Johnny Manziel and A-Rod again.
←Rate | 08-05-2013 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes?
←Rate | 05-14-2015 21:53 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Relationships don't need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people; one who can trust and one who can understand.
←Rate | 05-20-2011 23:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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