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Congratulations! You've won a lifetime supply of air! Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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03-30-2012 21:42 by BEGO
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If I've learned anything from listening to world news, it's that the world is full of countries I've never even heard of.
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06-12-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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[ ] single. [ ] taken. [X] I get about as much attention as a white crayon.
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04-25-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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When someone sends you a text that says “call me”. Why didn't you just damn call me?
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05-01-2012 21:44 by BEGO
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The worst = telling an awesome story and realizing halfway through that you should not be telling it to that person.
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05-10-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything.
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11-07-2011 23:41 by BEGO
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I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!
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12-10-2011 11:26 by BEGO
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You don't need a $500 camera to take a photo of the bathroom mirror.
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05-07-2012 21:22 by BEGO
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i didn't really change.. I just got tired of pretending..
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09-06-2010 23:58 by BEGO
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Not feeling pain does not make you strong. Strength comes from feeling pain, dealing with it, getting over it and moving on.
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09-24-2012 13:20 by BEGO
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sometimes when I'm bored I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb..
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07-31-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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Girls ignore nice guys, Chase a$#holes, Then they have the nerve to complain about it..
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09-20-2011 20:03 by BEGO
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Facebook is daycare for adults.
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07-08-2011 23:06 by BEGO
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When I say "I won't tell anyone", my best friend doesn't count.
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09-10-2011 22:39 by BEGO
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Mom: If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you do it too? Me: If all parents used that same metaphor would you use it too?
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05-03-2013 21:24 by BEGO
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To all the girls that say Gentlemen don't exist anymore: They do exist but Gentlemen are attracted to Ladies. Not s?uts. Sorry.
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11-09-2012 22:52 by BEGO
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Do I really need a 3ft receipt for buying a coke and a pack of gum?
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05-21-2012 22:05 by BEGO
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The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls.
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07-31-2012 22:29 by BEGO
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Dont let your daughter wear makeup at 10, date at 12, wear provocative clothing at 14 and then wonder why she got pregnant at damn 16!!
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10-04-2012 21:12 by BEGO
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Sexy is when a woman is hot enough to flaunt it but chooses not to
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10-05-2012 22:24 by BEGO
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