wolf Funny Status Messages

   Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check... Horny campers, that's easy!

   Saturdays forcast: doomy with chance of rapture..

   See, you think I give a sh@t.. Wrong! In fact, while you talk,I'm thinking; How can I give less of a sh@t?that's why I look so interested..

   Where's Kanye West when you need him..

   Oh, nothing just admiring the shape of your skull..

   Be sure to drink your Charliesheen!

   Sh!t it's raining, f*ck it's lightning, dammit thunder, just cussing up a storm over here..

   I wonder if I tell my kids I'm calling Santa, will work after Christmas too!

   Be nice to your neighbors.. They're the only ones who'll know the difference between your good screams and your bad screams..Happy Halloween!

   Don't have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..

    Egyptian Pres. Mubarak finaly steps down. I think he was in denial--which coincidentally is where his body will be found if he doesn't move far far away..

   The world needs a hero, I'll go change my clothes..

   Monica Lewinsky turned 46. Seems like yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her hands and knees..

   Whoa, this weather is bringing out everything.. Theirs some old people out driving right now and don't even know it..

   You all wouldn't know funny if it came down and slaped you upside ur wall..

   I've lost my mind, if you find it please put it back in the gutter..

   For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!

   did you just say something?Or did your brain fart!

   Always finishes what I sta

   Derek Rowe Lease just signed... Movin away from the old meth and crack heads next to some nice occasional cocaine users..