Seanathon Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if people, who actually think they can danceq.. Have ever watched themselves dance in front of the mirror naked... I bet their minds would change in a heartbeat!

   The Game Angry Birds... Should really change its name to Angry People!

   Omg.. Why does Lady Gaga look like a skeleton.. Jesus! Its almost Christmas! B!tch is bout 2 months behind!

   Dont you just love my t!tt!es? (+ )(- ).. Its just a tit bit nipply in here!

   People who buy real Christmas Trees the day after Thanksgiving need some serious help...And if you have your tree up already...You should probably seek medical attention..

   You know your getting old, when you start changing your grammer in texts..you know "goin' - going, neva-never, ax-ask.

   Theres no way in hell I'm ever buying my child a Elmo doll...I'm still having nightmares from having one as a child!

   I will always refer to # as a "number sign"or "pound sign".. Not a "Hashtag" The last time I remeber a hashtag. it was being handed to de left hand side

   Soooo basically "twitter" is basically Myspace 2.0?!

   I finally know what I wana be for Halloween this year....18 Again! How scary would that be!