Missy Funny Status Messages

   Hopes her status is now fixed so she can back to her false reality that she is popular;)

   I want you to know something but I dont want to tell you so I'll let the first three words of this sentence

   Despite the cost of living, it's still popular!

   I Like my Job on my day's off, I LOVE my job on paydays!

   Wine is constant proof that God loves us & loves to see us happy:)

   Relationships are for two people, but some people just don't know how to count...

   I never said I knew what what I was doing, I said I was going to do it anyways!

   If my ship ever did come in, with my luck, I am pretty sure it would be named the Titanic!

   Sweet as heaven, hot as hell, born to tease, taught to please!