Joker Funny Status Messages

   I had fifty bucks tattooed on my "member". So the next time my wife wants to go out and blow fifty bucks, she can stay home and do it.

   I think politeness is important. That's why I offer my seat to a lady when I get off the bus.

   You know your ugly when you have more pictures of your family then yourself ' Haha

   They say one in a group of ten men is a ferry. So I think it's my buddy Steve in my group of friends..... He's really cute.

   Make sure to put the letter "L" in the world clocks when you google grandfather clocks.