Geez Funny Status Messages

   I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with Guitar Hero got the idea from a scantron test!

   If us guys show support for Breast Cancer Awareness... How are the girls gonna should show support for the our Testicular Cancer Awareness month!

   according to the color of my pee, I had a great night last night!

   So Lebron is keeping a list... you know who else is keeping a list? Delonte West. and you know who's mom is on there???

   I know Floyd Mayweather likes to dodge but this is ridiculous!

   If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."

   I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all day!

   I know Gilbert Arenas likes to shoot, but this is ridiculous!

   two cannibals are eating a clown...one says, does this taste funny to you???

   Just think of all the millions and millions of people Dr Laura will help by being off the air

   Do homeless people get knock knock jokes???

   What you call sex ed, I call Saturday night...

   St. Anthony just asked me if I have seen his keys...

   I'm not sure If I just pulled a groin muscle working out, but I am walking funny and I sound like Mike Tyson...

   wow just found out Jimmy Dean died! this is gotta be the wurst day ever...

   Sesame Street YouTube channel hacked, videos replaced with porn. I don't want to tell you what the letter ˝C˝ stand for.

   I'm not that big on Volcanic Ash... I'm more of a Volcanic boob man!

   I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!

   Earth Day - Keeping Earth cleaning than Uranus...

   Motorola is coming out with a new droid phone called the Kobe... conversely, they are always coming out with the Lebron phone too, except the only difference is it doesn't RING.