Dani Funny Status Messages

   Lesson learned.... Don't walk into a car dealership's service department and say 'I was told I need two shots of lube in my rear end'.... Awkward!!!

   Why do men get lost while out driving? Because don't have a woman sitting beside them telling them where to go and how to get there!

   What do you call sex on a Greyhound bus? The 3 foot high club!

   Now that I am older... I wear bell bottom pants so I can flash the guys a little easier!

   Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. So if you see him without an erection... make him a sandwich!

   Don't make me take my bra off.... Because without it.... you will see I have bigger balls than any guy out there!