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   messageicon You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
←Rate | 04-30-2010 23:44 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all those who look down on me; I'm tearin' down your balcony.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cellphone is mixing people up (surprise this would only happen to me) So if you get a picture of my left tit..apoligies in advance!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 18:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon was just thinking if God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…maybe thats why the Trex was always so angry?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:53 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon We were strangers when we met, now were even stranger!!
←Rate | 09-18-2009 13:24 by Angela Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who told you, you were special? The lady driving that little bus?
←Rate | 03-09-2010 23:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon People say I have an attitude problem. I disagree. It's my attitude, but it's their problem!!!
←Rate | 03-20-2010 15:19 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Skort, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass
←Rate | 10-13-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is that everything is the same day by day, but in 5 years everything is so different?
←Rate | 12-17-2009 13:03 by aNGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Says: He may wear the pants.. But I CONTROL The Zipper!! hehehe!
←Rate | 04-12-2010 14:56 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon **when I die don't write "R.I.P" on my grave. . write "B.R.B"**
←Rate | 10-21-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon just kissed my man, stepped outside, closed my eyes, took a deep breath of fresh air, sipped my coffee, looked up, waved to neighbor, perfect morning! What could go wrong? Crap! forgot to put pants on!
←Rate | 10-04-2010 15:00 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
←Rate | 10-15-2010 16:54 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If she fu@ks like she complains, you're in for a treat!!
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 16:57 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever have days that when someone says Hi, all you want to say back is, "I wish I was."
←Rate | 08-07-2010 14:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I like my women like I like my coffee...tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.
←Rate | 03-14-2010 23:48 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon dont waste your time , because time is money, and money is awesome , so dont waste your awesome
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only one who gets the urge to kick small children when I see them walking really slowly in front of me?
←Rate | 10-23-2010 13:40 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the only thing you have is a hammer every moron resembles a nail
←Rate | 09-11-2010 20:05 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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