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   messageicon If you want bright eyed and bushy tailed, go chase a squirrel!
←Rate | 01-24-2011 12:19 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Derek Rowe Lease just signed... Movin away from the old meth and crack heads next to some nice occasional cocaine users..
←Rate | 01-10-2011 08:49 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon January: that special time of the year when a children's Christmas toys & their parents are BOTH broke..
←Rate | 01-05-2011 08:31 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon First the doctor gave me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me..
←Rate | 01-01-2011 14:04 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon See, you think I give a sh@t.. Wrong! In fact, while you talk,I'm thinking; How can I give less of a sh@t?that's why I look so interested..
←Rate | 12-29-2010 08:32 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon For this is a special time when family And friends get togetherfor fun. Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days, In this festive season of holidays and always!!!
←Rate | 12-25-2010 18:43 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter Weather: where a couple of inches will keep a woman in bed all day.
←Rate | 12-17-2010 07:28 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
←Rate | 11-25-2010 09:38 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon This weekends forecast: Mostly drunk, scatterd shots and a slight chance of falling down..
←Rate | 11-19-2010 15:27 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if I tell my kids I'm calling Santa, will work after Christmas too!
←Rate | 11-19-2010 14:35 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon did you just say something?Or did your brain fart!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 13:49 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somthing always tells me, be camera ready when I go into Walmart..
←Rate | 11-12-2010 12:07 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alright, who left the bag of idiots open..
←Rate | 11-10-2010 14:28 by Wolf Comments (1)  


   messageicon Does this status make my wall look big..
←Rate | 11-06-2010 17:21 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I could take it all back right now, I wouldn't..i would have done more sh@t that people said that I shouldn't..
←Rate | 11-05-2010 12:46 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm the one who screwed you all, but thanks for blaming the black guy.. George. Bush
←Rate | 11-05-2010 12:40 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon planning to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday. Maybe I should be a politician..
←Rate | 11-02-2010 17:51 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
←Rate | 10-31-2010 13:47 by Wolf Comments (2)  


   messageicon Oh, nothing just admiring the shape of your skull..
←Rate | 10-30-2010 02:30 by Wolf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I throw my can up in the air sometimes saying AYO where out of beer YO..
←Rate | 10-22-2010 20:37 by Wolf Comments (0)  




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