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   messageicon California is suspending executions due to lethal drug shortage. Someone should talk to Texas. I bet they're storing their surplus in caves.
←Rate | 09-28-2010 13:03 by me Comments (1)  


   messageicon salutes Dr. Seuss, who died today in 1991. Cats in hats, green eggs, Whoville? Thanks for the inspiration to take drugs!
←Rate | 09-24-2010 07:26 by me Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the brave souls who lost their lives tragically 9 years ago today.. may you never be forgotten R.I.P
←Rate | 09-10-2010 22:24 by me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks facebook has ruined school reunions.. now everyone knows your full of sh*t before you get there..
←Rate | 09-10-2010 21:42 by me Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why everyone on facebook looks like they had a stroke I mean seriously that facial expression is stupid, and holding up the peace sign doesnt make you look any smarter.
←Rate | 07-28-2010 02:52 by me Comments (1)  


   messageicon Condoms are like newspapers....sure they are filled with good stuff today but you sure don't want them around tomorrow...
←Rate | 06-24-2010 22:20 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard Miley Cyrus is releasing a new song and dedicating it to Perez Hilton...it's called "Party In The Cell Block A"......
←Rate | 06-18-2010 08:47 by me Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why get stuck with the whole pig just for a little sausage?
←Rate | 03-15-2010 09:34 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna party like it's 1929.
←Rate | 10-15-2009 22:59 by Me Comments (0)  


   messageicon boys are like slinkies...useless but fun to watch fall down stairs
←Rate | 04-28-2009 17:25 by Me Comments (0)  



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