Tracy Funny Status Messages

   Sorry, quoting bible scriptures to me isnt going to convince me. I could quote "Stars Wars" or "Twilight" and it would be just as profound.

   As Americans we should fight like hell for the right to draw a picture of Muhammad, but then choose not to.

   Yes, "facebooking" IS an action verb. Along with googling, tweeting and farmvillin'.

   if a man says to a woman,"Girl, you better go in the kitchen and bring me a sandwich," Do you know what a good comeback for that ladies? You better "comeback" with a God damn sandwich.

   A recent 100 million dollar study conducted by Harvard University just discovered that running out of money may be the main cause for Bankruptcy.

   A recent study conducted by UCLA just discovered that doing just about anything increases your risk of death.

   SURGEON GENERAL WARNING: The amount of Alcohol consumed can directly increase the amount of facebook activity.

   Finally got around to deleting my Twitter account today. It could be that I just paraniod, but I swear somebody was following me...

   "the ""she"" in ""that's what she said""! "