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   messageicon When I was your age I was raising Pokemon, not babies
←Rate | 06-05-2013 13:53 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm allergic to some alcohol. I break out in Sexyness and and in extreme cases nudity...
←Rate | 05-28-2013 15:18 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Treat your woman to some breakfast in the morning, it can only lead to some great sex
←Rate | 05-28-2013 14:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear some girls with big asses think they can get away with murder. You have a huge bass because your face is a car wreck, please behave yourself
←Rate | 05-27-2013 15:13 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear girls who take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses & label the caption "Geek lol" You're not a geek, you're a whore who found glasses
←Rate | 05-27-2013 11:10 by Jackoo Comments (1)  


   messageicon I wish a girl with fake eyebrows would argue with me, I would lick my Thumb so Fast!
←Rate | 05-27-2013 11:07 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day
←Rate | 05-01-2013 17:51 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind everyone's favorite song, there is an untold story
←Rate | 04-29-2013 16:48 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your about as relevant as a Facebook poke
←Rate | 04-25-2013 13:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon all I really want is someone to love me as much as kanye west loves himself
←Rate | 04-20-2013 14:14 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're 15 years old. You smoke. You're not a virgin and you wear more make-up than you do clothes. You have a bright future ahead of you.
←Rate | 04-16-2013 13:31 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Partying on my level requires years of traning
←Rate | 03-29-2013 17:24 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should have an automatic detection service that as soon as someone posts something regarding the gym or healthy eating, then they immediately get rewarded with a medal that they are obviously after.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 14:04 by Jackoo Comments (2)  


   messageicon trying to have sex when you're wasted is like trying to play pool with a piece of string
←Rate | 03-22-2013 14:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me
←Rate | 03-21-2013 19:31 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 17:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
←Rate | 03-04-2013 16:19 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex called me today. I answered by screaming "HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!" and hung up. That should make her wonder a little bit...
←Rate | 03-03-2013 15:04 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why raise your middle finger to a hater when you can break their jaw?!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 15:32 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who's the biggest prostitute in history...Ms. Pacman...for 10 cents that slut swallowed balls till she died....
←Rate | 02-02-2013 21:05 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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