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   messageicon I love sleep so much that its the first thing I think about when I wake up....
←Rate | 07-29-2010 11:35 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure If I just pulled a groin muscle working out, but I am walking funny and I sound like Mike Tyson...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 14:09 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the past, people got fired putting that they hate their job on facebook. well I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY JOB! --hope this works for me.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:25 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw Inception and I'm pretty sure I dreamt that movie the other night...
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:32 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
←Rate | 07-25-2010 20:00 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon according to the color of my pee, I had a great night last night!
←Rate | 07-24-2010 00:50 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Anthony just asked me if I have seen his keys...
←Rate | 07-22-2010 10:31 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:54 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:51 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never realized how many people I hate until I got on facebook...
←Rate | 07-19-2010 17:20 by geez Comments (1)  


   messageicon I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas stations and the attendant spilled it... why am I not surprised!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 14:42 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex-girfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 18:26 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stood in front of a mirror for 10 minutes to watch myself blink... I missed it everytime!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:36 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you call sex ed, I call Saturday night...
←Rate | 07-14-2010 18:12 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Nigerian goalkeeper is refunding money for anybody that was disappointed with their performance at the World Cup. He said, a representative will contact you via email. Please give them your bank account #s and pin information...
←Rate | 07-13-2010 11:39 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
←Rate | 07-13-2010 00:58 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
←Rate | 07-11-2010 13:55 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actors in India must hate always being type-caste!
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:22 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...
←Rate | 07-11-2010 12:20 by geez Comments (0)  




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