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   messageicon If Pluto is a dwarf planet and not a real planet, are dwarf people not real people?
←Rate | 08-15-2010 14:28 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies if you want your man home more often in the next few months... Madden 11 is here... Oh and NFL SUNDAY TICKET ont be bad either!!!
←Rate | 08-10-2010 15:22 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is common... significance is rare
←Rate | 07-14-2010 12:45 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Forget a 5 star chick... I rather have a 6 flag chick... More flags more fun!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 13:18 by DAVID Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Rambo backwards, it's about a medic with a magical bullet vacuum.
←Rate | 05-12-2010 17:39 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a helpful lizard putting a city back together and leaving afterwards.
←Rate | 05-09-2010 13:36 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon wtf why does everyone on facebook think there models?
←Rate | 04-02-2010 21:39 by David Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
←Rate | 03-12-2010 18:22 by David Comments (0)  



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