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   messageicon I just put on a jacket I last wore at a wedding in 2002. And found Nokia 3210 in the pocket. It still has 2 bars of battery left.
←Rate | 02-18-2015 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when Netflix asks if I’m still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?
←Rate | 02-17-2015 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, “you’re gonna live with me now.” Why isn’t that a movie yet?
←Rate | 01-21-2015 18:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women- God’s version of Rubik cube.
←Rate | 12-24-2014 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny how people get mad when you treat them the same way they treat you.
←Rate | 12-21-2014 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really hope 2015 is a better year.
←Rate | 12-21-2014 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.
←Rate | 12-18-2014 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s funny that old people need handicap parking spots but they always manage to pick up a penny off the ground.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
←Rate | 12-16-2014 20:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not damn a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 11-01-2014 23:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Girls : No Need To Do Anything For Halloween … Just Remove The Makeup And Go To The Party
←Rate | 10-31-2014 12:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they’re still getting an answer.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single last one of them.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most stress is caused by three things: family, money, and family with no money.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my phone dies and I don’t have a charger, I might as well be Amish.
←Rate | 08-30-2014 23:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls cant find their wallets, shoes or car keys but they sure as hell can remember something you said 8 months ago
←Rate | 08-30-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I left my phone at home all day today. Is the sky always blue like that?
←Rate | 08-07-2014 10:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I Love You just the Way You Are" is the best compliment ever.
←Rate | 07-21-2014 02:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a girl says "lol have fun." do NOT have fun. Abort mission. Repeat Abort Mission.
←Rate | 07-07-2014 21:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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