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   messageicon Puberty is gonna hit Justin Bieber harder, than Chris Brown hit Rhianna!!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 17:58 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cut my life into pizza's, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing, dont give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eatting;)
←Rate | 09-01-2010 20:08 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinking of adding you to his to-do list.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 19:52 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon who can name the 6 great kings who ave brought immense happiness in two people's lifes ?? Drin-King, Fuc-King, Lic-King, Suc-King, Span-King and Wan-king
←Rate | 08-20-2010 18:47 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mom used to say I'm wasting my life playing video games. Then I thought "no sweat, I've got 2 more lives."
←Rate | 08-15-2010 16:08 by ANGELA Comments (2)  


   messageicon If YOU didn't SEE it w/your own eyes, or HEAR it w/your own ears, then WHY would you INVENT IT w/your SMALL MIND or SHARE it with YOUR BIG MOUTH !
←Rate | 08-15-2010 15:59 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Edward Cullen's Load looks like glitter glue??
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:29 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
←Rate | 08-15-2010 00:26 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon For every LIKE I receive. I shall drink one Jager-Bomb (Jagermeister + Redbull)
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:14 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon dont waste your time , because time is money, and money is awesome , so dont waste your awesome
←Rate | 08-11-2010 14:07 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon found $20 under my bed ! my God, my room is so desperate to be cleaned, it's paying me. THE PLAN WORKED
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon was just thinking if God didn't want us to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter…maybe thats why the Trex was always so angry?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 13:53 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon DRINK TO FORGET BUT NEVER FORGET TO DRINK.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:55 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 17:52 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you ever have days that when someone says Hi, all you want to say back is, "I wish I was."
←Rate | 08-07-2010 14:13 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
←Rate | 06-23-2010 21:52 by Angela Comments (1)  


   messageicon The Skirt, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass!!
←Rate | 06-06-2010 21:43 by ANGELA Comments (1)  


   messageicon says 'gardening' is what it's called when adults want to play in the dirt!
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all those who look down on me; I'm tearin' down your balcony.
←Rate | 05-19-2010 16:03 by ANGELA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
←Rate | 05-01-2010 00:06 by ANGELA Comments (0)  




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