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   messageicon today is hump day & leap day...this will be tricky
←Rate | 02-29-2012 21:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Since it's a Leap Day and also a Hump Day.....I wish Obama would take a flying Leap up a camels ass so far he hit's the Hump!
←Rate | 02-29-2012 16:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leap day AND hump day.. {insert clever remark here}
←Rate | 02-29-2012 10:39 by BDB Comments (0)  

   messageicon my cat jus tryed to hump my dog, I guess its like hes wearing catnip goggles
←Rate | 02-29-2012 09:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Leap year on a hump day? Oh, the innuendo possibilities are endless...
←Rate | 02-29-2012 08:22 by luvthecubs Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone was touching and kissing the trophy. I was just waiting for someone to hump the damn thing.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 22:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy Hump Day This Sincerely, Those of us who work Saturdays
←Rate | 02-01-2012 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 04:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon ....... ATTENTION ..... Today is the LAST hump day in 2011 ....... there will never ever .... for all eternity ..... be another hump day in 2011 ....... so get out there and get as much humping in today as possible ............. that is all .... you may n
←Rate | 12-28-2011 14:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, you're running out of time to hump your way to some excellent Christmas presents from that guy you're sort of seeing right now.
←Rate | 12-23-2011 12:56 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spike the football, hang on the goal post, hump the wind, do the funky chicken, get in ur opponents face & gloat but for God's sake don't pray on a football field, that;s inappropriate. I say do ur thang Tebow. Maybe the Colts need to do a little Tebowing
←Rate | 12-12-2011 19:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Christmas comes quicker than a teenager during his first dry hump.
←Rate | 12-11-2011 11:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon regretting his decision to celebrate hump day by getting a camel tattooed on his big toe!
←Rate | 11-23-2011 18:40 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 14:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Didn't Get Humped Today...Calling Bullsh!t, On Hump Day.
←Rate | 10-19-2011 07:57 by Jay Bee Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yesterday was hump day and I totally forgot to hump someone. If you let me hump you today I may give you some money. Don't worry, it's not prostitution unless I finish
←Rate | 09-15-2011 15:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon its hump day and I wanna be on top
←Rate | 09-14-2011 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet. But only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 09-09-2011 11:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds.
←Rate | 08-08-2011 16:21 by Aaron Comments (0)  

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