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   messageicon Мило плюну в душу, нагло улыбнусь.
←Rate | 03-27-2024 03:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm combining Easter and April Fools Day together this year. I'm sending kids out to search for eggs I haven't hidden.
←Rate | 03-26-2024 05:59 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow, TᕼE ᗩᖇT Oᖴ TᕼE ᗪEᗩᒪ
←Rate | 03-25-2024 22:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jeeziz. That fart was so rank, my nose disowned me.
←Rate | 03-24-2024 20:45 by Cutter Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m always telling people I’m down for anything when in fact I mean, not after 8 PM, food should be involved, and it also depends on the weather, the parking situation and how tired I am
←Rate | 03-23-2024 22:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump Soup: Start with lots of nuts, add some Tweeted mistruths, heat and spin until it is a laughing stock. Discard any creditability before servng.
←Rate | 03-23-2024 21:14 by Srpdrzman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
←Rate | 03-23-2024 08:16 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked to 2024's manager today, it was 2021
←Rate | 03-21-2024 20:59 by Darkharbinger Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think we should cancel April Fools this year. There is no prank topping reality.
←Rate | 03-21-2024 09:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when we used to do prank calls growing up? Now those spam calls are karma getting us back.
←Rate | 03-20-2024 06:10 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is the first day of Spring. That means I can be over with my Seasonal Depression and go back to my Regular Depression.
←Rate | 03-19-2024 07:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
←Rate | 03-17-2024 08:27 by GG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
←Rate | 03-17-2024 02:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2nd birthday, fun, energetic
←Rate | 03-16-2024 14:22 by Krishiv Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
←Rate | 03-16-2024 07:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
←Rate | 03-14-2024 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
←Rate | 03-14-2024 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
←Rate | 03-14-2024 10:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good Day @everyone. our College Orientation & Research Symposium will be re schedule
←Rate | 03-14-2024 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
←Rate | 03-13-2024 09:57 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  




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