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   messageicon Russia is going to the moon, we can't even get to the next state with the price of gas
←Rate | 02-04-2012 21:45 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your so beautiful I can see you in 3D, yep thats my room number
←Rate | 03-05-2012 19:20 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hope daylight savings time hasn't thrown you off your schedule of doing nothing
←Rate | 03-11-2012 16:47 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just won the lotto but can't find my ticket
←Rate | 04-07-2012 00:17 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Son when I was young there was no wheels on suitcases, we carried them wherever we went.
←Rate | 04-29-2012 22:12 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to stand outside... So if anyone asks, tell them I'm outstanding
←Rate | 07-11-2012 15:30 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate those idiots with those bright halogen lights that are blinding, at least they can see my one finger salute
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:02 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to change your clocks tonight and to change your president on Tuesday
←Rate | 11-04-2012 00:46 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always leaves my toenail clippers open, never know when an intruder might show up
←Rate | 01-09-2013 00:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook. Why are you trying to lure me into people's problems?
←Rate | 01-10-2013 15:02 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dennis rodman is the Jane Fonda of this generation
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:36 by Smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internal Revenge Service
←Rate | 05-14-2013 13:28 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon still wonders why my friends in high school all had those plastic film containers and no one owned a camera?
←Rate | 09-02-2013 19:56 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you drive under the speed limit then yes you are boring
←Rate | 10-02-2013 02:00 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon everyone is crazy but me and you and I'm beginning to wonder a little bit about you
←Rate | 11-02-2013 19:34 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I think of a selfie, I'm not sure it's the same thing you're thinking of
←Rate | 11-20-2013 13:49 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do forget to set your scale back 10lbs this next week
←Rate | 11-23-2013 17:38 by smeebert Comments (1)  


   messageicon you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl"
←Rate | 12-29-2013 22:45 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area
←Rate | 12-31-2013 13:19 by smeebert Comments (0)  


   messageicon because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship
←Rate | 01-30-2014 11:32 by smeebert Comments (0)  




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