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   messageicon Just did a weeks worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web.
←Rate | 09-03-2012 07:58 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am the undefeated champion of this"smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don't-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day" game
←Rate | 09-06-2012 10:19 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a boy. In love with a girl. Standing here quietly. Behind your shower curtain. Watching.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 10:30 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon On the weekends, I'm a Cupcake War reenactor.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 16:51 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got recognized once. It was at my friend's house. He was all, "Hey, you really should call first." So cool.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 17:06 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Worst thing about strip clubs is the women totally hog the poles. Maybe I'm really good! At least give me a turn.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 17:10 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather lose an eye than show an old person how to use a computer.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 08:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone who says you can't judge a book by its cover hasn't seen the cover of “The Big Book of Huge Breasts”.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 06:29 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Those Cialis dudes get turned on when they see really bad acting
←Rate | 09-14-2012 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The majority of my childhood was spent naming one of my settlers in Oregon Trail after an enemy then doing all I could to help them die of dysentery
←Rate | 09-16-2012 09:09 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every time I hear someone say Right About Now, I end it with Funk Soul Brother.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 09:11 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon According to my horoscope, I'm going to get rich today. According to my Youtube comments, I'm a "douche." Life is confusing.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 00:08 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Old lady in the blue track suit in front if me smells like garlic and moth balls. I would complain but I think she's a Crip!.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 23:02 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't even imagine the self control required to work at a bubble wrap factory.
←Rate | 09-22-2012 08:26 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just checking in to make sure that there is ample drama in my timeline. Yup, looks good to me.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 08:53 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon No, but I do kiss YOUR mother with this mouth.
←Rate | 09-23-2012 08:55 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Men who don't understand why their woman is mad at them need to realize the woman doesn't know why either.
←Rate | 09-24-2012 06:29 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only math I'm good at is adding insult to injury.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 10:41 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somewhere out there is a legitimate Nigerian Prince crying into a huge pile of cash.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 10:48 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying I'm tired but I did just try to unlock a door with my wallet.
←Rate | 09-28-2012 13:35 by Huck Comments (0)  



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