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   messageicon Meaningless statistics are up 17% today
←Rate | 09-22-2013 05:39 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just sprayed Citrus Fabreeze in my bathroom... Now it smells like Sh*trus
←Rate | 09-24-2013 11:11 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you’re going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance....
←Rate | 09-26-2013 08:54 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I'm more confused than a baby in a topless bar...
←Rate | 09-29-2013 09:29 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fell on the floor last night... good thing the 5 second rule didn't apply
←Rate | 10-04-2013 08:19 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon don't cry over spilled milk... it could have been beer...
←Rate | 10-05-2013 17:08 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P. Lou Reed... hope you're now taking a walk on the wild side....
←Rate | 10-27-2013 16:00 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Halloween... may all of your skeletons stay in the closet where they belong! ;-)
←Rate | 10-30-2013 20:37 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon I confess, for years I thought "assless chaps" were skinny British dudes
←Rate | 11-10-2013 18:21 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a room is spinning, it doesn't mean the world revolves around you... you may have just had too much to drink....
←Rate | 11-11-2013 21:57 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food
←Rate | 11-11-2013 22:44 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey lady in the other car, eating and talking on your cell phone. It's called a Ford Focus...not a Ford Multi-task
←Rate | 11-13-2013 08:39 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon A recent survey of one person reveals that 100% of me thinks I should leave work early.
←Rate | 11-14-2013 09:08 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some play hard to get, I play hard to want
←Rate | 11-14-2013 21:08 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's hard to be intimidating when your boots keep making fart sounds when you walk...
←Rate | 11-15-2013 17:35 by Yoda Comments (0)  


   messageicon More often than not sadly... The three phases of love: 1.XOXO 2. XXX 3.EX
←Rate | 11-16-2013 14:16 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imagine the sheer horror in kid's face when you tell the "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 11-16-2013 18:33 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I laugh so hard, tears run down my leg.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 08:50 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon The besth thing about telepathy is... I know, right!?
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:02 by YODA Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, California has the highest rate of Adultery and Depression. It's a sad State of affairs....
←Rate | 11-18-2013 20:03 by YODA Comments (0)  




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